Attention all alumni! The WA Alumni Class T-Shirt is now on sale! Check it out at: ​http://houstonhouseofshirts.weebly.com/western-academy-class-t-shirts.html

I hope you're ready, 8th graders, for the HSPT! Yup, the test is just right around the corner. I hope you've been studying...

The password is hap.

The Fort Gazette is proud to announce the release of a new animated series, Mortal Combat. "We are happy to present to the school a small, short animated skit that is created by students, for students," said PirateChimp, chief director of thegreenhub productions. "Due to demand, we have created another sub-domain to display all student created videos, podcasts, and other media."

Students are encouraged to make their own animated video series. If you would like to submit an entry please send it to [email protected]. 

All videos are shown on www.thegreenhub.weebly.com. The password is hap. You can also click the link on the top right corner of this page.

We recommend this program for producing films: http://goanimate.com/

Check out our new sub-website; www.thegreenhub.weebly.com

Due to restrictions, the new website will be hosting all student videos and pod casts. We apologize for the inconvenience.

The pass code to the new site is hap.

Over Priced Food!

We're All WINNERS!!!

Another article by Harry Thomas

It's that time of year again; the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and prospective freshmen are chewing their nails off. Why the anxiety? Because today, acceptance letters from high schools around Houston have been sent out. 

Do you have a story to share on The Fort Gazette? E-mail it to [email protected]

And here is the latest from reporter Ninja Monkey: "To day at science class we made a solenoid and started making a stepper motor but that wasn't the eventful part the event full part was what people were doing besides there work on guy attached alligator wires to his glasses and had them attached to the battery another guy had magnets that were holding thousands of iron filings in between them. All and all it was a fun class."   

Oceans of waters dancing naked to the horizon beyond the sight none along with around,
only the eternal sun rays dimly reflecting towards the heavenly sky, on this mysterious mystic level, death floats, only conscious of its being, super sufficient needless nimble numb, he takes a voyage unknown infinite from a definite point, and takes pleasure inward that there is no end, it is like missing from the materials and becoming a being of anti-dialectic, an absolute free entity.

The Fort Gazette thanks Tony Gosselin for sharing this poem with us. If you would like your poem featured on our newsletter, please send them to [email protected].

The Fort Gazette editorial team wishes all a Happy Ash Wednesday!

Today, history was made. Western Academy hosted its first indoor all school mass in three years! "It was pretty cramped," said a student who wished to be called 'Capto.' "But, it was pretty cool to see how many people could actually fit in the wrestling room."

"Icy tree limbs are posing problems for students today," reports writer NomNomNom. Rainwater and dew froze overnight, adding extreme additional weight on the tree branches. Students and faculty are advised to have extreme caution when under trees with visible ice hanging. Students are also advised to beware of icy pavements and walkways. "I saw a tree limb fall today," says a student who opts to be called "person A." I was just walking when CRACK! and a branch crashed on the ground a few meters away. Thankfully, no one was hurt."

We thank the writer for sharing an incredible piece op poetry with us. If you would like to have your poem or sonnet on the Fort Gazette please e-mail it to [email protected].

Here is the latest from correspondent Ninja Monkey:

"A guy in my class was mobbed before art class he was held by his limbs and head and carried to the bathroom while people screamed 'sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice! pullnana!' Once he was carried in I saw no more. Afterwards asked the guy if he thought it was fun his response was a bland 'I guess so.' The Fort Gazette wishes him a speedy recovery.

The Fort Gazette is back after a long period of silence, reports correspondent NomNomNom. A statement released by the chief editor said, "We are pleased to be back and look forward to a good half year left." The former newsletter will now be incorporated into a blog on the student website "www.thegreenjay.com." An official for the newsletter, preferring to be anonymous, quoted "Our concerns for the enviroment of Western Academy is our top concern. Seeing our paper editions as additional litter on campus, we have decided to migrate to the era of online technology. We hope our loyal readers will forgive us for our unplanned absence."